Sunday, April 09, 2006

It will be the law

When I'm king of the world it will be cumpulsory to eat cracker biscuits with cream cheese in them like a sandwich. Like this

Checks will be made to ensure that when a bite is taken the cheese squeezes through the holes in a faintly obscene manner. Like this

Anybody who gets it wrong will be publicly ridiculed, mulched and then made in to public toilet paper.

7 Comments:

Blogger Rikki said...

1 PLY!

11:47 am  
Blogger ThomP said...

1ply, 2ply, 3ply, 4, you'l be 1 ply forever more...

8:58 am  
Blogger Rikki said...

getting bored of the cracker biscuits...

6:12 pm  
Blogger ThomP said...

Fucking Put a new fucking post up all fucking ready. I invented a new insult yesterday... in a sentence... "you are a SHITSUCKER"... nice huh? I thought so. NO not you. Don't be such a shitsucker about it...

4:54 pm  
Blogger Rikki said...

this post=driving me nuts.

3:53 pm  
Blogger Rikki said...

Do you remember when the biscuits were at the top of the page? those were the days.

3:17 pm  
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