Harold Says Welcome

On the Subject of things Australian. I decided to get rid of some Minties (tm) that had been sitting in the kitchen in a jar since christmas. They give me a really bad headache for some reason and to get back at them I decided to throw them in the fire. To my amazement they ignited and burnt with a fierce hot flame for several minutes. Hmmm, I wonder what that means. Is it evidence to support my theory on bananas I wonder or does it just mean that Minties (tm) are made from glutinous recycled fat collected from the bottom of Mick Donilds rubbish bins or somewhere equally horrible.