ROO

On Monday there was a large dead kangaroo in the middle of Stoneville Road. It was very smelly by yesterday but now it has gone. Some people will steal anything.

Database

This morning I went off the edge of my visual database and in to no mans land. It was flat and not cold or warm but quite comfortable because there was nothing to disturb me.

BRILLIANT IDEA

I Just heard about a brilliant idea from a very unexpected source.
Fit a large bolt through a bible and use it as a doorstop.

A dead crocodile

Blind

The BLIND MECHANIC really exists. It was me all along. I didn't know it but it was ME