Sunday, April 09, 2006

It will be the law

When I'm king of the world it will be cumpulsory to eat cracker biscuits with cream cheese in them like a sandwich. Like this

Checks will be made to ensure that when a bite is taken the cheese squeezes through the holes in a faintly obscene manner. Like this

Anybody who gets it wrong will be publicly ridiculed, mulched and then made in to public toilet paper.