It will be the law
When I'm king of the world it will be cumpulsory to eat cracker biscuits with cream cheese in them like a sandwich. Like this

Checks will be made to ensure that when a bite is taken the cheese squeezes through the holes in a faintly obscene manner. Like this

Anybody who gets it wrong will be publicly ridiculed, mulched and then made in to public toilet paper.

Checks will be made to ensure that when a bite is taken the cheese squeezes through the holes in a faintly obscene manner. Like this

Anybody who gets it wrong will be publicly ridiculed, mulched and then made in to public toilet paper.